What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

He : I'm 24.

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

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By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Me : I don't drink coffee also

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

What does it mean to you to live a life that reflects biblical values?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Me : No

What questions are asked in a JP Morgan Hirevue interview?

He : Then let's have some coffee

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Why should you never do drugs? Will this story absolutely shock you?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Are there any more 'nun' jokes?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

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He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Me : Sure.

What do you think is the #1 cause of why relationships nowadays don't seem to last long?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

How do I stop my 12-year-old daughter from crying herself to sleep? I have punished her and she still does it.

He : Tea ?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Why does my vagina always itch so badly after my periods?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

How would you feel about your husband allowing a mutual friend to see you naked and exposed to show off your pussy?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Why do women change that much more with age?

Me : Because it's month of August.

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

What are some common historical misconceptions?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Me : Thank you.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Me : I don't drink

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?